Quotes from Dumb and Dumber ... Movie Quotes Database (2023)

See quote Harry: What is your last name? I'll look for it.
lloyd: You know, I really don't remember. It starts with an S! We'll see. Swim? swami? Fast? slapped? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's in the briefcase.
lloyd: Oh yeah! It's right here.
[He reads out the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite.]
lloyd: Samsonite! She was far away! However, she knew that it started with an S.

See quote [singing]
lloyd: Mock!
Harry: Yeah!
Harry: Yeah!
lloyd: Bird!
Harry: Yeah!
chief detective: Did you get a make of the vehicle?
detective: Yes sir. They drive a... '84 sheepdog.
[sees a pair of skis on top of a woman's car]
Harry: Skis, huh?
Women: That's how it is.
Harry: Are yours?
Women: ..UH Huh.
Harry: Both?
Women: Yeah.
Harry: ¡Fresco!
Harry: That's a lot of baggage for a small vacation.
beth: Oh, I'm moving to Aspen. I have to get away from my boyfriend. He is so clumsy! Also, my astrologer told me that he really should steer me away from accident-prone guys. So you know.
Harry: Well, you know that I--
[lays her hand on the side mirror of Beth's car, which breaks]
Harry:[hands him a mirror]Here. It's a little loose.
lloyd: Isn't this amazing? What more can two single men ask for?
Harry: How about some food?
lloyd: I swallowed a big June bug while we were driving. I'm not very hungry.
[reading the newspaper]
lloyd: Mary Swanson will... host... a new-ul...
Harry: "host", "annual".
lloyd: An..u..el
Harry: "Yearly".
lloyd: E... t... I... t...
Harry: "He".
lloyd:I mean, if a beautiful girl can tear us apart like that, then our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should quit right now.
Harry: Just tell me where to sign, mate.
lloyd: Right on my butt right after kissing it!
Harry: Kiss it?! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, Mwah, Mwah!!
Nicholas:Which one of you wants to get it first?
lloyd: Here. I was the one who got us into all this trouble. Come on shoot me.
Harry: No! Wait. do me first I stole your girl, Lloyd, I deserve it.
lloyd: No, you don't.
Harry: Yeah.
lloyd: No, you don't. No you don't!
Harry: Yeah! Yesterday was one of the best days of my life! Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg.
lloyd:(pretending)Well. kill him!
lloyd: What's going on, Harry? Your namees"Harry", isn't it?
Harry: Yes, he grabbed himself in the lobby, explained what was happening, then they put this bulletproof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Harry: But what if he shot you in the face?
Harry:[al detective]What if he shoots me in the face?
beth: That's a risk we were willing to take.
[the bus stops, a girl gets out]
bikini contest: Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour and we're looking for two tankers who can grease us up before every meet.
Harry:You're in luck... there's a town about three miles from that direction. I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there.
bikini contest: Fine, thanks..
[bus drives away]
lloyd: Do you realize what you have done? Hey! Wait!
[the bus stops and opens the doors for them]
lloyd: Y-you'll have to excuse my friend. It's a bit slow... the city is back out there!
lloyd:[pushes Harry]You are that.
Harry:[pushes Lloyd]You are that.
lloyd:[pushes Harry]It's you, Quitsies!
Harry: Anti-quitsies.[pushes Lloyd]You are that! Quitsies, not anti-quitsies, not Starties!
lloyd: You can not do that!
Harry: Also can!
lloyd: You can't, print!
Harry: You can also, double stamped, no erasures!
lloyd: You can't, triple print, no erasing, blue touch to make it real.[covers ears with hands and sings]
Harry: No! No! A double seal cannot be stamped three times! You can't triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd! A double seal cannot be stamped three times! LLOYD! LLOYD! You c--
José: GUY!!! ENOUGH!!
beth: The number is 555-...
Harry:(quietly and quickly)555-...
beth:905-- Wait a minute, that's myviejonumber.(laughs)It's so strange how your mind goes blank!
Harry:(screams while his left leg is on fire)FOR GOD'S LOVE JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!
beth: Okay, look. Uh, you're going to be pushy, forget it!
(she walks away)

See quote lloyd: Excuse me, old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change? No, sorry, I don't.
lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I crack a buck?
Elderly woman: Of course.
lloyd: Thank you. Hey, I guess they're right. Older people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't die for me!

(Video) Dumb & Dumber - "So you're telling me there's a chance"

See quote Harry: I can't feel my hands anymore, Lloyd. Y-y-you're numb!
lloyd: Here, maybe you should wear these extra gloves... my hands are a bit sweaty!
Harry: Extra gloves? You've had... this extra... pair of gloves... all this time?!?!
lloyd: Yeah! We are in the Rocky Mountains!
Harry: I am going to kill you.
lloyd: ...That?
[Harry grabs Lloyd and begins to strangle him]:

See quote lloyd: Fun. He expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was just thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit, man.

See quote Harry: I can't believe we drive all day, and there isn't a single job in this town. There is nothing, nothing, zip!
lloyd: Yeah! Unless you want to work forty hours a week!

(Video) "Let's Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie" | Dumb and Dumber | (Movie Quote Line Database)

See quote lloyd: The first time I saw Mary Swanson, I had that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I would do anything to fuck her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
lloyd: Uh, what is Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
lloyd: MMM. That sounds good. I will have it.
Harry: How was your day?
lloyd: Not bad, he fell off the catwalk again.
Harry: So you got fired again?
lloyd: Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know.
Harry: Yes, I also lost my job.
lloyd: Man, you are a pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken.
[after accidentally killing Mental with rat poison]
Harry:He blamed me...those were his last words. You heard it.
lloyd: Not if you count the "gurgling" sound.
lloyd: So where are you headed?
María: aspen
lloyd: Hmm, California. Beautiful!
lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
Lady at the bus stop: Austria.
lloyd: Austrian! Well then. Good day friend! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at the bus stop: We do not go to.

See quote lloyd: The least you could do is be honest with me. What are my chances?
María: Not good.
lloyd: You mean like one out of a hundred?
María: More like one in a million.
lloyd: So you're telling me there's a possibility.

See quote Harry: Where's the drink?
lloyd: I was robbed by a sweet old lady in a motorized car. I didn't even see it coming!
[Harry begins to wail in despair.]
lloyd: Oh come on dude, it's not that bad... come on, man...
Harry: It gets worse, Lloyd. Do you know my parakeet Petey?
lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He is dead.
lloyd: Oh man... I'm sorry... what happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
lloyd:Did your head fall off?
Harry: Yes, he was quite old.

(Video) Dumb & Dumber: That John Denver is full of shit man

See quote Police: Stop!
Harry: NO, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!
lloyd: Yeah, killer boots, man!

See quoteDo you know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to find my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. (pause) But mostly, I'm sick and tired of having no one.

See quote Nick: Gentlemen, this is a $500 per plate dinner. Good night.
(Harry puts cash in Nicks' pocket)
Harry: Okay, sign us up for four.
lloyd: In case we want seconds.

(Video) Dumb and Dumber - Senior Citizens

See quote José:(sees a note on Harry and Lloyd's door)Those bastard rats. They are rubbing it in our faces.
Shay: Man! Andre's gonna have a bloody hemorrhage if we don't get that briefcase back!
José: They must have been following us for weeks.
Shay: Why do you say?
José: "Gasoline man". How the hell do they know I have gas?
Shay: They have to be professionals.
José: Don't worry. Let's get that money back. And I'll tell you something else. They will never make it to Aspen. I'll take care of it!

See quoteJust when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!

See quote lloyd: I'm talking about a place where beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women flock instinctively like Capistrano's salmon. I'm talking about a little place calledAspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

(Video) "Just when I think, you couldn't possibly be any dumber..."


What is the famous quote from Dumb and Dumber? ›

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!"

What is the quote from Dumb and Dumber about old people? ›

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

What is the quote from Dumb and Dumber about Aspen? ›

Start Your Day With Dumb & Dumber - "I'm talking about a little place called Aasssspen" I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

Who said pretty bird? ›

Lloyd Christmas : Harry, I took care of it... Billy : Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird...

What are smart and dumb quotations? ›

Smart quotes (also known as curly quotes, typographer's quotes or proper quotation marks) are either curved or sloped. Dumb quotes (also known as straight quotes) are straight and vertical. The design of smart quotes will vary between serif and sans-serif typefaces, but they will never point straight up-and-down.

What are some of the dumbest sayings? ›

There is no sin except stupidity.” “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.” “Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.” “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

What is the quote on age doesn t matter? ›

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Next quote: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.

What are some old people quotes? ›

We bring you poignant proverbs and sayings about old age from some these people groups.
  • “Those who respect the elderly pave their own road toward success.” ...
  • “An elderly person at home [is like] a living golden treasure.” ...
  • “... the gray hair of experience is the splendor of the old.” ...
  • “Grow old along with me!

What is the saying that age doesn't matter? ›

"Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese": Wisdom from Our Elders (Quote Book, Inspiration Book, Birthday Gift, Quotations)

What is the California beautiful quote Dumb and Dumber? ›

Beautiful. : So where ya headed? “Aspen.” Mmm, California… Beautiful.”

What is the June bug quote Dumb and Dumber? ›

I'm not really hungry.” : “How about some food?” I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I'm not really hungry.”

What does flows like wine mean? ›

To say that the wine will flow like beer, means that something is going to be over the top luxurious. But nothing is better than the right drink, at the right time, with the right food.

What kind of bird was Petey? ›

Petey was a parakeet belonging to Harry Dunne. He was decapitated by Joe Mentalino as a warning to Harry and Lloyd, but Harry thought he died because his head fell off his body.

What is the blind kids name in Dumb and Dumber? ›

Child star Brady Bluhm became briefly famous in 1994 after appearing in the Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels hit film, "Dumb and Dumber." Blum played "Blind Billy," a kid who characters Harry and Lloyd take advantage of by selling him a dead bird for $25.

What was the name of the blind kid in Dumb and Dumber? ›

Brady William Bluhm is an American actor from San Bernardino, California who is known for playing Billy in 4C from the Dumb & Dumber franchise and voicing Christopher Robin in various Winnie-the-Pooh cartoons and games. He is married to Abbie since 2010 and had a few children.

What is the most intelligent thing ever said? ›

Preview — 1001 Smartest Things Ever Said by Steven D. Price
  • “Expect nothing. ...
  • “Never chase a lie. ...
  • “Experience is a hard teacher. ...
  • “What the superior man seeks is in himself. ...
  • “He who angers you conquers you. — ...
  • “Leadership is solving problems.

What is the highest form of intelligence quote? ›

"The ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence." — J. Krishnamurti.

What are 5 famous quotes? ›

Famous quotes in English
That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind.Neil ArmstrongEnglish
The love of money is the root of all evil.the BibleGreek
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.Franklin D. RooseveltEnglish
The truth will set you free.the BibleGreek
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What's a popular quote? ›

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”

What is the quote to be old and wise? ›

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

What is a famous quote about being mature? ›

“Maturity, one discovers, has everything to do with the acceptance of 'not knowing.” “You are never too old to become younger!” “Youth ends when egotism does; maturity begins when one lives for others.” “There are some questions that shouldn't be asked until a person is mature enough to appreciate the answers.”

Who said never grow old? ›

Quote by Albert Einstein: “Do not grow old, no matter how long you live.

What do you say when you are 70? ›

Turning 70 Quotes for Birthday Slogans
  • Welcome to the fabulous seventies!
  • Turning 70 and looking beautiful!
  • Turning 70 and just getting started!
  • You have just entered the fun age zone!
  • Turning 70 means seven decades and counting.
  • Turning 70 and loving it!
  • Turning 70 means you never have to say you're sorry.
Nov 16, 2020

What is an inspiring quote on aging? ›

Quote 4: “The wise mind mourns less for what age takes away than what it leaves behind.” ~Williams Wordsworth (1770 – 1850). These words of wisdom encourage you to focus on what is truly important and the legacy you want to leave behind.

What are some good old memories quotes? ›

The past beats inside me like a second heart.” “Humans, not places, make memories.” “He was still too young to know that the heart's memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good, and that thanks to this artifice we manage to endure the burden of the past.” “There are memories that time does not erase…

What is one word for never getting old? ›

ageless. 2. timeless; eternal: an ageless quality.

What is a famous literary quote about aging? ›

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

What matters most at old age? ›

Here are the four things I believe matter most in later life:
  1. Understanding That 60+ Is a New Beginning. Lives are perceived in our culture as a downward spiral. ...
  2. Adding More Good Years. ...
  3. Doing Something You're Good at and Meaningful to You. ...
  4. Doing Something Good For Others.
Mar 19, 2019

What is the quote about dumb question? ›

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.” “Intelligent people question everything. Stupid people answer every question.” “I Gained My Wisdom, Answering Stupid Questions.”

What is the quote about genius and crazy? ›

The only difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits.

What is the quote on street smart? ›

These days, it's better to look poor and be safe, than look rich and be a victim.” “The sociopaths, that's the real problem. The whole street demeanor is about pretending to be a sociopath as well, so that the real ones can't find you.”

What is the quote about beetles? ›

The quote, “If there is a Creator, he must have an inordinate fondness for beetles” is famously attributed to him, and is in reference to the 400,000+ known species of beetles in the world, constituting almost 40% of all known insect species and 25% of all known animal life-forms.

What are some quotes and sayings about beetles? ›

Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.” “A beetle will chase after an opening of light, while a cockroach will scatter at a crack of it. How are we different from insects?

Who says get off the phone in Dumb and Dumber? ›

Dumb and Dumber (1994) - Fred Stoller as Anxious Man at Phone - IMDb.

What is the older wine saying? ›

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.

What do slow legs in wine mean? ›

More “legs” or droplets can indicate either high alcohol content and/or high sugar content in wine. Wine legs are caused by alcohol evaporation from the sides of the glass.

What is the saying wine before hard liquor? ›

What does the saying wine before liquor mean? The saying “wine before liquor” means that if you drink wine before liquor, you will have a worse hangover the next day. You may have also heard the beer variation: “Beer before liquor, never sicker.”

What was The Little Rascals dog? ›

The original Pete (sired by "Tudor's Black Jack") was a UKC registered American Pit Bull Terrier named "Pal, the Wonder Dog", and had a natural ring almost completely around his right eye; dye was used to finish it off.

What kind of bird sounds like a phone ringing? ›

The European Starling — the continent's most abundant non-native bird — is an accomplished mimic. Starlings are especially astute imitators of bird sounds that have a whistled feel — like the sound of a Killdeer or quail. They can duplicate a car alarm or phone ring, too.

What was the dog name Little Rascals? ›

Let's not forget that Petey from "The Little Rascals" was a Pit Bull.

Is Jack Jr blind? ›

First, let's talk about the character. Yes, Jack Jr., Kate and Toby's son, is blind. He was born 12 weeks premature and diagnosed with retinopathy of prematurity. The babies who played Jack in This is Us season 4 are not visually impaired.

How old is Dum and Dummer? ›

Dumb and Dumber is a 1994 American buddy comedy film directed by Peter Farrelly, who cowrote the screenplay with Bobby Farrelly and Bennett Yellin.

Is the little boy playing Jack blind? ›

Johnny Kincaid, the adorable actor who plays Baby Jack in the episode, is three years old and, like his character, is visually impaired.

Who played blind boy? ›

“Hayden is, to our knowledge, the first completely blind child actor to be given a lead role in a major feature film,” said Hayden's mom Shannon. In the film, Hayden plays Zack Warner, the blind son of Hall of Fame quarterback Kurt Warner. Hayden, born blind in China, was adopted by Shannon and Michael Zaller in 2016.

What is a good read quote on stupidity? ›

Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.” “Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.” “The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” “You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”

What is a famous quote about being intelligent? ›

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." — Albert Einstein. "Intelligence is not measured by how much you know, but by how much you have the capacity to learn." — Francesca Zappia. "Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good." — Bertolt Brecht.

What quotes did Einstein actually say? ›

It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - "Imagination is more important than knowledge." - "The only real valuable thing is intuition." - "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." - "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age ...

What is stupidity and confidence quotes? ›

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

What is the quote about dumb people being happy? ›

Dumb people are happier. That's why they say ignorance is bliss.

What is the quote for question everything? ›

Question everything, including yourself; then redefine it accordingly.

What are the most famous quote? ›

Famous quotes in English
That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind.Neil ArmstrongEnglish
The love of money is the root of all evil.the BibleGreek
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.Franklin D. RooseveltEnglish
The truth will set you free.the BibleGreek
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What is considered the most famous quote? ›

A jury consisting of 1,500 film artists, critics, and historians selected "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn", spoken by Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in the 1939 American Civil War epic Gone with the Wind, as the most memorable American movie quotation of all time.

What is the ultimate ignorance quote? ›

The ultimate ignorance is the rejection of something you know nothing about yet refuse to investigate.

What is the quote about intelligence and ignorance? ›

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.

What is the quote about choosing to be ignorant? ›

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” “The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.” “No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.”


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